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An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

astrocosmological 

(adj) the ultimate superlative that reaches infinity and beyond
His stupidity knows no bounds; his idiocy is astrocosmological.
astrocosmological by prokrastinator February 11, 2010

AstroMind 

Small streetwear brand that is lit as hell💫🖤
shop: astromind.co
-Bro did u cop the las astromind hoodie??🥵
-Yessir🤩
AstroMind by Cloper November 3, 2018
A sexually confused man that makes references to space docking.
Chad aka "astroman", has a space docking fetish.
astroman by rubberduckey November 24, 2009

Astrocunt 

A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.
"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."
Astrocunt by notoriousRIP April 6, 2009

astrocious 

Isn't is astrocious that they didn't have my size?
astrocious by sizzle_07 May 14, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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