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An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

astrocosmological 

(adj) the ultimate superlative that reaches infinity and beyond
His stupidity knows no bounds; his idiocy is astrocosmological.
astrocosmological by prokrastinator February 11, 2010

AstroMind 

Small streetwear brand that is lit as hell💫🖤
shop: astromind.co
-Bro did u cop the las astromind hoodie??🥵
-Yessir🤩
AstroMind by Cloper November 3, 2018
A sexually confused man that makes references to space docking.
Chad aka "astroman", has a space docking fetish.
astroman by rubberduckey November 24, 2009

Astrocunt 

A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.
"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."
Astrocunt by notoriousRIP April 6, 2009

astrocious 

Isn't is astrocious that they didn't have my size?
astrocious by sizzle_07 May 14, 2009