AstroMind 

Small streetwear brand that is lit as hell💫🖤
shop: astromind.co

-Bro did u cop the las astromind hoodie??🥵
-Yessir🤩

AstroMind by Cloper November 3, 2018

astrokid 

Someone who sees the beauty in other worldly entities, his eyes see stars when others see dust particles. Astrokid recognizes that we all have a divine energy within ourselves and we can effectively alter our own fate. His mind is cosmic and beautiful, but no one tells him enough.

Edwin Honoret sees the complex beauty in the world, he's an Astrokid.

astrokid by edwintrash June 12, 2018

astroman

A sexually confused man that makes references to space docking.

Chad aka "astroman", has a space docking fetish.

astroman by rubberduckey November 24, 2009

Astrointhetrap 

BEST FUCKERY PSYCHO TRAVIS PAGE EVERRR AAAAAAAAAAHH MAKE ME WANA PUNCH A BABY RIGGGHTTT FUCKKKIINGG NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TO RAGGEEE THE FUCKKKKKKKKK OUTTTTTTT

LET ME DAMM TELL YOU WHO IS ASTROINTHETRAP YOU KNOW HES A FUCKIN BEST BASTARDS ASS PAGE EVERR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! EFFFIINNNNN FUCCKITTY FOR FUKERRYY SAKEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHH

Astrointhetrap by WishopScott August 6, 2020

Astroman

An evil man who appears in little scrawny skater boys closets, makes them take off all of their clothes and hide under the covers until morning.

"OH NO, HE'S BACK!"
"Who?"
"I"M CALLING THE POLICE, IT'S ASTROMAN!"

Astroman by helen_the_hippo March 10, 2021

Astroid Ass 

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

Astroid Ass by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

man or astroman 

The band that takes surf rock to a whole different level - into space.
Gotta love 'em.

Within the mainframe, impaired vision from inoperable cataracts can become a new impending nepotism

Phillip K. Dick in the pet section of Wal-Mart

man or astroman by The one who knows best January 19, 2004