åström 

Åström is a swedish surename, Its very cool and i wish i had it.

My friends name i åström and its very cool.

he is shit at fifa tho

åström by _______Yaboi---V December 5, 2018

åström 

To be loud and obnoxious/offensive due to prolonged mental illness/exposure to controlled substances.
Very similar to Tourettes Syndrom but without the retained bladder control. Periodical drooling has been observed in some cases.

- Why is he swearing loudly while shitting himself?
- He's probably got bit by the Åström bug.
- That would explain why he's groping the lady next to him.

åström by Billy-Joe-Bob Hick April 25, 2005

Tiffani Klara Åström 

Tiffani Klara Åström (also known as Tiff) is a famous author and politician from Sweden. She wrote “Dark Lights, Dark Shadows”, the most recognized LBBM biography in the world. In 2020, she became an influencer on Instagram with over 50 million followers. She remains very humble and appreciates all of her fans from all over the world.

Tiffani Klara Åström spreads peanut butter, not hate. Everyone should be like her.

Tiffani Klara Åström by bobduncan1 December 15, 2020

dan åström 

The best of the best.

He must be best in everything.

Well ofcourse thats dan åström

dan åström by Maxwell3434 December 13, 2016

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

blowjow dick suck head hand astro job

AstroJob by c.harris October 10, 2015

Astro Mode 

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

Astro Mode by Viuz January 23, 2022

Astrology

A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.

Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?
Normal person: November the-
Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1!
Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you?

Astrology by akt858 August 29, 2020