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åström 

To be loud and obnoxious/offensive due to prolonged mental illness/exposure to controlled substances.
Very similar to Tourettes Syndrom but without the retained bladder control. Periodical drooling has been observed in some cases.
- Why is he swearing loudly while shitting himself?
- He's probably got bit by the Åström bug.
- That would explain why he's groping the lady next to him.
åström by Billy-Joe-Bob Hick April 25, 2005

Tiffani Klara Åström 

Tiffani Klara Åström (also known as Tiff) is a famous author and politician from Sweden. She wrote “Dark Lights, Dark Shadows”, the most recognized LBBM biography in the world. In 2020, she became an influencer on Instagram with over 50 million followers. She remains very humble and appreciates all of her fans from all over the world.
Tiffani Klara Åström spreads peanut butter, not hate. Everyone should be like her.
Tiffani Klara Åström by bobduncan1 December 15, 2020

dan åström 

The best of the best.
He must be best in everything.

Well ofcourse thats dan åström
dan åström by Maxwell3434 December 13, 2016
When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.
Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

blowjow dick suck head hand astro job
AstroJob by c.harris October 10, 2015

Astro Mode 

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.
My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.
Astro Mode by Viuz January 23, 2022
A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.
Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?
Normal person: November the-
Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1!
Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you?
Astrology by akt858 August 29, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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