asthmatism 

retardation

steve bacon the 5th admentment has asthmatism

asthmatism by takeastepbckk January 25, 2024

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

Asthmatic-Hitler by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Char-asthmatic 

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

Char-asthmatic by Hoco21 December 17, 2017

Year Long Asthmatic 

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

Year Long Asthmatic by C.Caples November 27, 2009

astigmatism 

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

astigmatism by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

asthmatic 

One whom acquires asthma.

She is asthmatic. she has asthma.

asthmatic by Sharquisha Brown January 28, 2019