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astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmatism 

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days
"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"
astigmatism by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astigmatism Rat Goblins 

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.
Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

Astigmatism 

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses
This motherfucker got Astigmatism!
Astigmatism by gdpro February 5, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026