ashrigmatism

A fungal infection that affects the eyes

Guy 1: Can you make the text bigger?
Guy 2: Why, you blind or something?
Guy 1: Nah, I have Ashrigmatism

by scholar of nothing February 22, 2022

astigmatism

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmatism

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

Astigmatism

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses

This motherfucker got Astigmatism!

by gdpro February 5, 2018