Assyfart

One who lingers in the smell of rectum day by day, oblivious to their odor.

Dude here comes that assyfart, breathe through your mouth.

by AssyFart Mcturdshietz July 7, 2011

assfart

Calling out a stupid person by stating the obvious.

damn, scott - you're such an assfart!

by drew May 24, 2004

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

Assfarticals

The particals that release from your ass when u fart. Fart

Dang who's assfarticals are in my nose right now. Booty

by Biggs June 3, 2016

Assfart Jenkins

Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.

Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assfart sandwhich

When you fart on two pieces of bread and eat it.

"Keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich!"

by Keaton23 April 10, 2009