Asstwipe

A Person: male or female; usually a roommate, considered by most to be a prick and or asshole; also stuck up bitch will suffice. Said person thinks He or She is God's gift to humanity, but in reality they're everyone's least favorite friend that they can't get rid of because they have too much heart to let this person go. In part for how much calamity they ensue on their otherwise boring life.

"He eats my eggs, he drinks my milk, I don't think he's bought toilet paper in a year, he literally wadded some toilet paper from the last bar we were at last night, and then he threw up all over the bar and offered to clean it up with the TP he had just pilfered from the bathroom. The guys a God forsaken asstwipe, but I love him to death."

by Bartendo147 October 16, 2012

Asswipe

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Asswipe

There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.

Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."

by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010

Asswipe

A person who is being extremely rude and annoying.

Jake is being suck an asswipe.

by Lilly6 March 21, 2017

asswipe

1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

by Jovian August 6, 2003