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Assrabbit
Assrabbit by Brandonb19 July 26, 2006
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Ass-Rabbit
N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.
Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.
Ass-Rabbit by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015
assabitize
To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.
"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"
assabitize by NiceGuyDrinkingCocoa March 22, 2013
ass rabbit
ass rabbit by Laughing-London October 18, 2018
Asstabbing
Asstabbing by Jimme Hed October 7, 2017
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