assabitize

To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.

"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"

assabitize by NiceGuyDrinkingCocoa March 22, 2013

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assametized

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)

Man that hot model has me assametized!

assametized by sgrenzow September 1, 2009

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Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

Assmitized by Thee king May 6, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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