assabitize 

To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.

"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"

assabitize by NiceGuyDrinkingCocoa March 22, 2013

assametized 

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)

Man that hot model has me assametized!

assametized by sgrenzow September 1, 2009

Assmitized 

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

Assmitized by Thee king May 6, 2025