Ass-Rabbit

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N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.

Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.

Ass-Rabbit by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015

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ass rabbit

1) Someone who jumps on other people's asses like a rabbit.
2) An asshole who just can't let it go

Daniel just won't get shut up about it. He is such an ass rabbit.

ass rabbit by Laughing-London October 18, 2018

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rabbit ass mind

someone who is acting crazy or not thinking clearly. absurd and way off base. behaving in a manner as to call your sanity into question.

"i know this nigga must be out his rabbit ass mind thinking i'm gone drive way crosstown to pick his ass up."

"this bitch must be out her rabbit ass mind calling my phone asking for ronnie."

rabbit ass mind by maryjane420 August 13, 2005

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rabbit ass

The exact opposite of a Turtlehead.
Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when
it comes out its tight little pelets.

i need to drink a ton of laxative right now, i haven't crapped in 2 weeks,
i've got major rabbit@ss right now...damn it hurts...

rabbit ass by Yo Mama October 14, 2003

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Rabbit ass

You're Crazy, as in; you are out of your rabbit ass mind

You're so crazy you are out of your rabbit ass mind

Rabbit ass by Weekendet July 19, 2017

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rabbit-ass

a girl with a nice ass who upon getting married or becoming involved in a relationship with a man finds that the size of her ass begins to multiply in a rate that corresponds with the period of the relationship. (Similar to the way rabbits multiply when they "couple.")

Peter: That Jane used to be hot, but since she hooked up with Mike, damn her ass has got huuge!

Freddy: She's a rabbit-ass. Since she's been with him, her ass is multiplyin' in size every week!

rabbit-ass by hot-dog August 29, 2007

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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass! by Silverlock March 30, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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