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Asstabbing by Jimme Hed October 7, 2017
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assturbing
When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.
assturbing by Brian's dad September 27, 2005
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Android Asstaking
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012
Asstappingoodtime
"My date turned out to be an asstappingoodtime."
"I heard that girl mozilla is a real asstappingoodtime."
"I heard that girl mozilla is a real asstappingoodtime."
Asstappingoodtime by Earl L. Miller III November 16, 2007
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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