Asstabbing
Asstabbing by Jimme Hed October 7, 2017
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assturbing
When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.
assturbing by Brian's dad September 27, 2005
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Android Asstaking
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012
Asstappingoodtime
"My date turned out to be an asstappingoodtime."
"I heard that girl mozilla is a real asstappingoodtime."
"I heard that girl mozilla is a real asstappingoodtime."
Asstappingoodtime by Earl L. Miller III November 16, 2007
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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