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assturbing 

When someone is bothering you, on purpose, and won't leave you alone when you are trying to get something done, they are assturbing you. As in, they are disturbing you, and being an ass about it.
I was trying to do my work and that kid was assturbing me.
assturbing by Brian's dad September 27, 2005

Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012

Asstappingoodtime

When you get together with a girl and not only have fun but get laid.
"My date turned out to be an asstappingoodtime."
"I heard that girl mozilla is a real asstappingoodtime."