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assholeitis
A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009
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Assholitis
Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.
Assholitis by xicana xingona June 21, 2007
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Assholitosis
This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.
Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
Assholitosis by Shaman_X January 19, 2009
assholitis
assholitis by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007
assholebitch
an asshole who is so past the point of douchedom that the word bitch must be added to form a compound word
assholebitch by khaleasuperfunky February 7, 2010
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