A male or female who is both bulky and hairy.
Greg is an assquach, he has to shave his shoulders.
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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One whos ass region resembles that of a sassquach, so as to say, they have an exceedingly hairy ass.
Beware the mooning of the assquach
by Steveblah July 31, 2006
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