assquacker

A fart that makes the sound of a duck but smells like a shitbomb.

Greg's assquacker cleared the room again.

by zebrahoe35 February 4, 2014

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assquake

The result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.

Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night."
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".

by magic_d12345 July 5, 2012

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assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009

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AssQuack

This word, "AssQuack" means to fart.
This word got it's definition by the two words : Ass, and Quack. Quack would represent the sound that comes from your fart, and Ass would represent your ass. Together they create AssQuack, and mean the Quack that comes out of your ass, in other words - Fart.

My assquack was really loud and smelly.

My fart was really loud and smelly.

by Tyler Achavich May 24, 2008

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assquake

The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury.

"Oh my god we're under attack!"
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."

by Mr. LunchBox December 6, 2006

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