assquacker
assquacker by zebrahoe35 February 4, 2014
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assquake
The result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.
Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night."
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".
assquake by magic_d12345 July 5, 2012
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ass quacker • ass quicker • assquake • [assfuckery] • AssQuack • asshacker • Asshackery • asskrackery • assucker • The Coles assfucker
assfuckery
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009
AssQuack
This word, "AssQuack" means to fart.
This word got it's definition by the two words : Ass, and Quack. Quack would represent the sound that comes from your fart, and Ass would represent your ass. Together they create AssQuack, and mean the Quack that comes out of your ass, in other words - Fart.
This word got it's definition by the two words : Ass, and Quack. Quack would represent the sound that comes from your fart, and Ass would represent your ass. Together they create AssQuack, and mean the Quack that comes out of your ass, in other words - Fart.
AssQuack by Tyler Achavich May 24, 2008
assquake
"Oh my god we're under attack!"
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."
assquake by Mr. LunchBox December 6, 2006
Assfucker
One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.
Assfucker by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003
Assquake
When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone.
Assquake by Whysipwhenyoucansuck April 4, 2017
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