assquach 

A male or female who is both bulky and hairy.

Greg is an assquach, he has to shave his shoulders.

assquach by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

assquach 

One whos ass region resembles that of a sassquach, so as to say, they have an exceedingly hairy ass.

Beware the mooning of the assquach

assquach by Steveblah August 1, 2006

Assquach 

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you look like an Assquach

Assquach by fuck me in the Assquach October 11, 2019

AssQuack 

This word, "AssQuack" means to fart.
This word got it's definition by the two words : Ass, and Quack. Quack would represent the sound that comes from your fart, and Ass would represent your ass. Together they create AssQuack, and mean the Quack that comes out of your ass, in other words - Fart.

My assquack was really loud and smelly.

My fart was really loud and smelly.

AssQuack by Tyler Achavich May 24, 2008

assquacker 

A fart that makes the sound of a duck but smells like a shitbomb.

Greg's assquacker cleared the room again.

assquacker by zebrahoe35 February 4, 2014

Assquatch 

A hairy ass. Jungle ass.

I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.

Assquatch by Q dogg March 4, 2017

assquatch 

An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.

Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!

assquatch by Ron Inkleman March 18, 2008