AssQuack

This word, "AssQuack" means to fart.
This word got it's definition by the two words : Ass, and Quack. Quack would represent the sound that comes from your fart, and Ass would represent your ass. Together they create AssQuack, and mean the Quack that comes out of your ass, in other words - Fart.

My assquack was really loud and smelly.

My fart was really loud and smelly.

by Tyler Achavich May 24, 2008

Assquack

When your fart sounds like the characteristic harsh sound made by a duck.

Damn, did you hear that fart?
That wasn't a fart, that was an assquack.

by ExplosiveTrousers March 10, 2016

Assquack

Every time i miss spell fuck it changes it to duck. So i came up with this and my friend loves it.

“Marty pull up your pants I can see your assquack.”

by shaeslayer¿ July 21, 2019

assquake

The result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.

Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night."
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".

by magic_d12345 July 5, 2012

assquake

The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury.

"Oh my god we're under attack!"
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."

by Mr. LunchBox December 6, 2006

Assquake

When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone.

Damn Sarah! That was a huge assquake!

I know!

*Gets notification* ASSQUAKEEEEEE

by Whysipwhenyoucansuck April 4, 2017

assquacker

A fart that makes the sound of a duck but smells like a shitbomb.

Greg's assquacker cleared the room again.

by zebrahoe35 February 4, 2014