Assplasty
Assplasty by Smokey7722 October 9, 2008
Words you can keep
assplastic
assplastic by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011
Related Words
Assplasty • assoplasty • assplastic • ass plaster • assblasted • assplant • assparty • assnasty • assplay • Assblast Asphyxia
assplash
The splashing of toilet water against the anus and buttocks as a result of heavy stools or Explosive diarrhea
assblasted
1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.
2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.
Synonymous with "you got served."
2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.
Synonymous with "you got served."
assblasted by IS SKYE January 5, 2005
assblaster
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
assblaster by scott davis August 10, 2004
assoplasty
assoplasty; surgically repair damage or injury to one's arse. Also performed to improve the appearance of one's ass with the use of implants (such as those used to bring the visual effects of a "ghetto booty" to someone with a small ass or no ass at all).
She fell and tore her ass on a nail sticking out of the floor. The surgeon had to perform an assoplasty to sew it back together.
The small white girl had no ass at all. She had to have the surgeon perform an assoplasty and have implants placed in her cheecks to give her a lucious ghetto booty like J-Lo has.
The small white girl had no ass at all. She had to have the surgeon perform an assoplasty and have implants placed in her cheecks to give her a lucious ghetto booty like J-Lo has.
assoplasty by Der Kommisar October 19, 2010
Assblaster
Assblaster by Demoulous October 24, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026