Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

asspants

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

by BGLou January 29, 2004

nigga bob asspants

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

by pissna April 10, 2007