Assmorized
To be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous ass.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.
Assmorized by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004
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Assmotize
Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.
Assmotize by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015
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assmatized
When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010
assmerized
To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).
assmerized by adzling21 August 18, 2010
Assnotized
The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.
Assnotized by skullman2033 September 8, 2020
Assmitized
The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.
Assmitized by Thee king May 6, 2025
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