Assmow 

A person who has their ass hair trimmed by another person in a proffessional setting such as a day spa.

She spends at least $25.00 a month getting an assmow at her favorite day spa in south Hollywood.

Assmow by Benzothegr8 July 10, 2010

Reverse Assmosis

The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.

Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.

Reverse Assmosis by BDE84 July 20, 2018

Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

Assmosis 

the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat

John: Hey, this seat is warm.
Franny: Lucky, you get assmosis.

Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013

assmountain 

an email attatchment

"I sent you the lab as an assmountain"

"Hey, Bob, did you get that assmountain of the TPS reports?"

assmountain by Nbaum April 14, 2007

assmonaut 

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

assmonaut by titocapotito July 28, 2007

Assmobile 

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

Assmobile by XpideR G August 5, 2009