assametized 

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)

Man that hot model has me assametized!

assametized by sgrenzow September 1, 2009

assmatized 

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).

Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.

assmerized by adzling21 August 18, 2010

Assmitized 

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

Assmitized by Thee king May 6, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022