Assmel

When an individual has a foul scent or odor coming from the guch region.

"Damn! James has a horrible case of assmel"

by Bruno El Stinko March 27, 2008

Assel

The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition

Assel Is the most amazing person in the world

by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018

Assel

A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.

Assel is a sexy lady!

by Umpencio November 28, 2017

assmilkyballs

When the giz in one's ass drains out and smothers one's balls.

Dude I was bangin my GF in the ass, and she gave me assmilkyballs!

by Tom-Paul February 16, 2008

Sexual his-assment

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.

"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"

by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009

assmol

A rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming homosexual's anus using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. This technique is also known as "the Combrink".

Marc is staying home tonight to play with his assmol.

by Roadrage August 27, 2009

assmeg

lowest form of human intelligence

Mephisto thinks he's the shiz-nit, but he's nothing but an assmeg.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003