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Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.
"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"
Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h
you are being such an assmaker
assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

assnanery 

I told you, it is undefinable damn it.
You’re picking on me for my assnanery
assnanery by Randomness3.14 August 31, 2018
The act of forcing anal sex.
The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.
assrapery by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008

Asshatery 

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".
Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.
Asshatery by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

Assfaders 

When you try to have a conversation with somebody the Assfaders accepts but 10 seconds later its like they don't want to hear something from you anymore
Friend: Hey, have you heard of Logan?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?
Assfaders by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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