Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021

assma

Beautiful postive young lady with a headed target.Sarcasm makes her ASSMA she's lovely loves partying and apoligizes a lot even though she doesn't mean it

sarcasm Assma?
comedian Assma?

by Gnoshi November 18, 2013

Assma

A sexy and beautiful girl. Don't take advantage of her she can make your life a living hell so respect her. If she trusts you and loves you then you are lucky.

Assma's can dance/booty shake and dance. Assma's arw thicc and have amazing bodies.

Wow she is the best let me guess she is a Assma

by Chsnanjan February 6, 2020

Assma

When you meet a girl and think wow she's hot but you wonder how long her looks will last and how she might be looking in 30 yrs time So you make a point of meeting her mum and secretly look her over to get some kind of prediction.

"Julie is so pretty and we get on so well, but I'm worried about her butt, lovely size now but please no bigger. So I went over to meet her mum and although her mum's butt is generous, she's still got great shape and firm cheeks so I'm happy that Julie's got good Assma"

by Aive October 23, 2020

Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse

John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"

by DanUD July 25, 2017

rantaro assmami

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!

Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!

by rantaro assmami January 22, 2021

Asmaa

-Gorgeous.
-Effortless Beauty.
-Funny af

Asmaa is a girl who is fun to be around she is loving to those who are close to her. She is confident and is never afraid to say what she feels . She speaks up the truth regardless of who she is talking to she and doesn't take bullshit. Asmaa is a person who is loud and hilarious. She is lazy however when it comes to something she enjoys she' s full of energy. Her smile is well known and is noticed by anyone who lays eyes on her. Asmaa is a gorgeous girl who has many friends and is surrounded by a BIG family.

A:Omg thats Asmaa how can anyone get so gorgeous?!
B.Gosh i hate her
A. Your missing out she's an AMAZING friend and person.

by YAAAAAAS TRUTH September 27, 2018