Assequine 

A means to assassinate the truth with nonsense, usually by a assequinet (horse's arse).

The production and use of specialty holes in the ground to capture golf balls and prevent the ire of gophers having their holes blocked is truely assequine.

Assequine by Xanthazar September 11, 2022

assquire 

An excess of flatulence reminiscent of muffled singing.

A couple hours after finishing his adobo Chicken, Willie drowned out the office music with his assquire.

assquire by gulliermo August 3, 2017

asseline 

Vaseline derived from a homos ass

john loves to lather his abs up with asseline

asseline by hung wang chung April 4, 2017

Asseninerery 

When someone is annoying you by there persistent behavior.

This is me annoyed tolerating Louis' asseninerery.

Asseninerery by Chabai May 22, 2022

Assernine 

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun

Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.

Assernine by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012

assenine 

the word before asseten

i have assenine dollars,wish i had another to make it an even asseten

assenine by hoodlummuldooh January 2, 2008

Assequinet 

A horse's arse that assassinates the truth.

The assequinet stated "Clearly it is that is not a hole in the ground, the surrounding area is elevated."

Assequinet by Xanthazar September 11, 2022