Definitions by gulliermo

Exasturbate 

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

Exasturbate by gulliermo August 22, 2018

SieSTi 

Siesta + STi
A SieSTi is where you go for a turbocharged nap in your Subaru. Kill the engine, recline the seat, and enjoy a hard-earned siesta in your SieSTi.

Gullermo was tired after work so he walked to the parking lot to take a nap in his SieSTi

SieSTi by gulliermo July 23, 2018

assquire 

An excess of flatulence reminiscent of muffled singing.

A couple hours after finishing his adobo Chicken, Willie drowned out the office music with his assquire.

assquire by gulliermo August 3, 2017

Razoy 

Plural for razor. Especially in circumstances involving office safety

Guillermo keeps five razoy in his pocket at all times so that he can cut his every day after leaving work.

Razoy by gulliermo November 4, 2016

Quoughnut 

A delicious dunkin doughnuts donut with an extra handle off the side to use as a handle for dipping. Make the doughnut shaped like a "Q". That's why people call it Quoughnut.

This quoughnut is bomb in this vanilla latte.

Quoughnut by gulliermo June 27, 2016

Liver Vagina 

When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.

Jack had 8 beers and passed out. He has a Liver Vagina

Liver Vagina by gulliermo November 28, 2013