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mean ass dog 

A home security system in the hood.
G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!
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Assdouche 

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.
"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"
Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

salty ass dog 

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!
salty ass dog by Devon Null July 11, 2006
When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.
Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!
Assfog by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assoghina 

When a man rips a woman's asshole into their vagina making it whole
Damn that big ass cock sure did rip my sisters asshole real hard and make her a new formed assoghina
Assoghina by Cunttastrify February 16, 2020

Assographic Memory 

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.
“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”
Assographic Memory by b0di November 25, 2018
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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