assdog

To place your penis between the buttocks of another male/female for the purposes of imitating a "Hot Dog".

Hey guys, I'm totally gonna give Donna an assdog tonight.

by JmBd February 28, 2008

mean ass dog

A home security system in the hood.

G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

salty ass dog

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!

by Devon Null July 11, 2006

Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assoghina

When a man rips a woman's asshole into their vagina making it whole

Damn that big ass cock sure did rip my sisters asshole real hard and make her a new formed assoghina

by Cunttastrify February 16, 2020

Assographic Memory

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.

“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”

by b0di November 25, 2018