assdog 

To place your penis between the buttocks of another male/female for the purposes of imitating a "Hot Dog".

Hey guys, I'm totally gonna give Donna an assdog tonight.

assdog by JmBd February 28, 2008

mean ass dog 

A home security system in the hood.

G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!

mean ass dog by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

Assdouche 

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

salty ass dog 

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!

salty ass dog by Devon Null July 11, 2006

Assfog 

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

Assfog by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assoghina 

When a man rips a woman's asshole into their vagina making it whole

Damn that big ass cock sure did rip my sisters asshole real hard and make her a new formed assoghina

Assoghina by Cunttastrify February 16, 2020

Assographic Memory 

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.

“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”

Assographic Memory by b0di November 25, 2018