Assdon

A complete asshole who loves to pick on people shorter than he is. Thinks he can take people on, he cant.

Assdon, Fuck off dude

by Realist1667 May 12, 2018

Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

assbone

the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.

i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone

by the real luba May 20, 2008

assponent

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

assmonaut

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

by titocapotito July 28, 2007

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006