Assdon

A complete asshole who loves to pick on people shorter than he is. Thinks he can take people on, he cant.

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Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

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the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.

i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone

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A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

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A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

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The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

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1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006

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