Asscrakis

A desert planet in the porn version of Dune, based on Arrakis.

Asscrakis ... Dune ... home of the “spice”, land of giant “worms”…insert porno music

Asscrakis by HamboneFakenamington11 May 21, 2022

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Asscrackistan

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

Asscrackistan by Spork134 September 22, 2008

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Asscrakis • Asscrackistan • assrapist • asscracking • Assclapistan • asscrackious maximus • Asscrapian • Asscrapilicious • Asscrevishair • Asskrackistan

assrapist

a man who rapes other men/women in the ass multiple times.

Holy Shit, i heard about that guy on the news, hes an Assrapist!!!

assrapist by TheShizzle June 10, 2003

assrapist

Google it for images

I was doing a school report on anal rape for my graphical studies class, so I googled assrapist for images to cite. But all I saw were skyscrapers!

assrapist by Spleen the Bloody October 18, 2008

Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

Assclapistan by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

Assramistan

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.

I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.

Assramistan by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

New Years Asscraker by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

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