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Asscookie 

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.
"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"
Asscookie by Katy H. M. October 17, 2008
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Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

Ass Cookie  

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"
Ass Cookie by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007

assboobies 

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.
Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.
assboobies by Vermal May 9, 2008

asscockery 

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.
Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.
asscockery by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

assloogie 

While engaging in doggie style intercourse the person from behind proceeds to spread the front persons asshole apart while clearing the throat and then drip the flem directly into the unsuspecting anal passage while shoving the index finger in and out mercilessly..
ass drops or ass spit
assloogie by Mattie January 7, 2005

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) 

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...
Bev The Humming Hooper.....
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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