Assclone 

Pertaining to an assclown that has lost all originality, thus being demoted to assclone.

Dude, did you hear about Bill? yeah he's a total assclone now...

Assclone by jonerbams03 September 8, 2010

assclowned 

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownery 

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.

assclownery by Vinny D. January 15, 2003

ass clone 

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.

Jim is being a real ass clone today.

ass clone by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006

asscone 

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

asscone by Me December 9, 2004

Georgie's Asscone Delight

The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.

My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!

Georgie's Asscone Delight by Deevid December 18, 2009

Assclownery

Engaging in asinine, stupid, and contemptible behavior, resulting in pain and destruction.

The corporate administration's assclownery resulted in numerous criminal indictments and layoffs.

Assclownery by Iron Scepter May 15, 2026