Assclone

Pertaining to an assclown that has lost all originality, thus being demoted to assclone.

Dude, did you hear about Bill? yeah he's a total assclone now...

by jonerbams03 September 8, 2010

assclowned

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownery

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.

by Vinny D. January 15, 2003

ass clone

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.

Jim is being a real ass clone today.

by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006

asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

by Me December 9, 2004

Georgie's Asscone Delight

The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.

My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!

by Deevid December 18, 2009