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Asstrovert 

An extrovert who criticizes introverts for being introverts
Person 1: If you try hard enough you can be an extrovert like me .
Person 2: If you try hard enough you can be an introvert.
Person 1: Why would I do that? no
Person 2: Than stop being an asstrovert.
Asstrovert by Middmaster1 September 23, 2019
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Asstrovert 

Someone who shames people for being an introvert and just saying they are something along the lines of "Friendless assholes" and just being an asshole themselves
Mister man: Mister Man 2 is an Asstrovert!
Asstrovert by Iancraftian April 4, 2021

Asstrovert 

1. A person who exhibits the condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings

2. One who tends to be an asshole (hence the saying, head up your ass)
Girl: Connor, you are such a asstrovert! You never pay attention to what I have to say.
Conner: Whatcha say?
The ultimate vehicle to whomp ass in the movie Idiocracy; yet it gets fucked.
Beef Supreme is back out of rehab to kick Not Sure's ass in the Assdozer!
Assdozer by Salame March 24, 2007
The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.
Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak
assover by J-Mic April 20, 2008
1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.
1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.
asshoover by Dracos March 22, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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