assover 

The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.

Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak

assover by J-Mic April 20, 2008

false assvertising 

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

false assvertising by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009

Assvertising 

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.

Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO

Assvertising by Page Wagner October 3, 2007

ass over tea kettle 

to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head

Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs

ass over tea kettle by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

ass over teakettle 

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

ass over teakettle by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006

ass over tea kettle 

A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.

Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.

ass over tea kettle by Red-lah February 3, 2022

ass over tin cups 

To fall in a very serious but yet very funny way

" You shoulda seen that moron, he was walking down the hill and went ass over tin cups "

ass over tin cups by vwaynev June 16, 2008