assdove

1. One who is soft on the ass.
2. When anal sex feels like pretty white birds flying out of your ass. Or in.
3. When one of God's creatures shits on your face.

1. You're so nice to my ass ;; Your cock is like a little birdie.
2. ...Was that a fart, or an assdove? :C
3. GODDAMNIT. ASSDOVE MUST DIE.

by s. spencer March 21, 2008

assdome

Licking and sucking of the ass hole.

Avery gives great assdome.
Did you see Danny giving Jimmy assdome in the locker room?
Dude, I'm getting dome tonight... assdome.

by Tambo24 September 29, 2011

Assdozer

The ultimate vehicle to whomp ass in the movie Idiocracy; yet it gets fucked.

Beef Supreme is back out of rehab to kick Not Sure's ass in the Assdozer!

by Salame March 24, 2007

assover

The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.

Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak

by J-Mic April 20, 2008

asslover27

asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

by moneyandasslover27 January 9, 2023

Asslove

When you love someone but they are a total asshole

He’s my asslove

by JB22 March 28, 2021

ASSOVERHAUL

It's what DAINTY FAGGOTS call a GREAT ASS after soaping the SHIT IN AND OUT OF IT.

An ASSHOLE that has nilhism AUTHORITY because it can't make a BIG STINK.

You got a great ASSOVERHAUL as it is the best.

Sorry you DESPOT control freak as their ASSOVERHAUL tells me you can grow FLOWERS in the DESERT that are so fragrant and never any ODOR.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 7, 2021