assdove

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1. One who is soft on the ass.
2. When anal sex feels like pretty white birds flying out of your ass. Or in.
3. When one of God's creatures shits on your face.

1. You're so nice to my ass ;; Your cock is like a little birdie.
2. ...Was that a fart, or an assdove? :C
3. GODDAMNIT. ASSDOVE MUST DIE.

assdove by s. spencer March 21, 2008

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assdome

Licking and sucking of the ass hole.

Avery gives great assdome.
Did you see Danny giving Jimmy assdome in the locker room?
Dude, I'm getting dome tonight... assdome.

assdome by Tambo24 September 29, 2011

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Assdozer

The ultimate vehicle to whomp ass in the movie Idiocracy; yet it gets fucked.

Beef Supreme is back out of rehab to kick Not Sure's ass in the Assdozer!

Assdozer by Salame March 24, 2007

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assover

The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.

Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak

assover by J-Mic April 20, 2008

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asslover27

asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

asslover27 by moneyandasslover27 January 9, 2023

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Asslove

When you love someone but they are a total asshole

He’s my asslove

Asslove by JB22 March 28, 2021

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ASSOVERHAUL

It's what DAINTY FAGGOTS call a GREAT ASS after soaping the SHIT IN AND OUT OF IT.

An ASSHOLE that has nilhism AUTHORITY because it can't make a BIG STINK.

You got a great ASSOVERHAUL as it is the best.

Sorry you DESPOT control freak as their ASSOVERHAUL tells me you can grow FLOWERS in the DESERT that are so fragrant and never any ODOR.

ASSOVERHAUL by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 7, 2021

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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