assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).

That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.

by Ben April 8, 2003

Assaad

Also known as a greaseball: A young man with Arabian origin. Most likely in college that spends most of his time sitting in his room playing world of warcraft while drinking Freshca. Probably drives a Honda accord if he even owns a vehicle.

Jim get off the computer and get out here you are such a fucking assaad.

by Gmarr01 December 2, 2011

Assaad

1. Kind hearted and caring, selfless, a genuinely good person at his core.

2. The best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

3. One of the most attractive creatures to ever walk this earth.

4. Knowledgeable on an abundance of things, speciality is those that are science related, also has a very high level of knowledge on things relating to the automotive world.

5. Dangerously high levels of sex appeal at all times.

6. Is likely to have an extremely attractive and intelligent girlfriend, that supports, encourages and loves him always.

Please, this chocolate is for you. Your too kind, Assaad.

by SpenceElenorr August 20, 2013

Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse

John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"

by DanUD July 25, 2017

assandr

the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying

Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”

by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020

Assmad

An extreme level of butthurt.

That kid is getting assmad about his mom cancelling his Xbox Live account.

by ChairmanMeow___ September 6, 2013

assadocide

That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.

Syria’s nonstop assadocide has been going on for more than a decade now.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021