Ass-Statter 

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

Ass-Statter by Tacham May 19, 2014

Ass Spatter 

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010

shattered ass 

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

shattered ass by Anonymous August 1, 2003

scattered ass 

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

scattered ass by Beeth May 6, 2008

scatter-ass 

explosive diarrhea that ends up more on the back of the toilet bowl and the seat than in the water.

that food in zama sure gave me scatter-ass

scatter-ass by cua0 September 20, 2007

scattered ass 

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.

Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium

scattered ass by Siph6 January 4, 2009