Ass-Statter
"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
Ass-Statter by Tacham May 19, 2014
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Ass Spatter
Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!
Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010
Related Words
Ass-Statter • scattered ass • scatter-ass • shattered ass • Ass Spatter • ass tattering • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape
shattered ass
the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area
Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...
shattered ass by Anonymous August 1, 2003
scattered ass
Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!
scattered ass by Beeth May 6, 2008
scatter-ass
scatter-ass by cua0 September 20, 2007
scattered ass
Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!
Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"
Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium
Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"
Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium
scattered ass by Siph6 January 4, 2009
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