Ass-Cracking 

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

Ass-Cracking by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

Cracking Ass 

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

Cracking Ass by joefromsc March 12, 2009

Cracking Ass 

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

Cracking Ass by chewey April 18, 2006

Ass be cracking 

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks

Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking

Ass be cracking by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013

Cracking Ass 

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

Cracking Ass by yetti March 21, 2003

Cracking My Ass Off 

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

Cracking My Ass Off by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

Ass Cacking 

The uncommon sexual act of when Partner 1 takes a laxative and then proceeds to let Partner 2 perform oral sex on their anus. Whilst this is taking place, Partner 1 will then defecate into Partner 2's mouth. Then Partner 2 will gargle the feces and spit it back into the anus. Finally, Partner 1 will defecate once more and Partner 2 will swallow the feces.

Partner 1 - "Hey baby, do you want to try Ass Cacking tonight?"
Partner 2 - "Um, I'm not sure what that is..."

Ass Cacking by TheBWGuy6791 May 29, 2020