yetti's definitions

ass nugget

clump of golden corn in your shit

yesterday i shit a ass nugget and it hurt coming out

by yetti March 21, 2003

yetti

The Deffinition to "Yetti" Is...

ME!!!!

I am the Yetti.

by Yetti June 22, 2004

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

chopped

to be have your extra dick skin cut off,to clip your sheath,to make sure you dick is free of all extra flesh.

I had myself chopped because my penis looked like a garden hose.

by yetti March 25, 2003

canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

by yetti April 7, 2003

toilet sex

The act of giving/getting the shaft while one or the other our both parties are using the toilet or the floor or just pooping wherever their fucking

"I want to fuck you so bad but I got to take a shit." Jane says holding her asshole. "Well why don't I join you and we can have toilet sex and you can shit on my balls!" John replied joyfully.

by Yetti June 18, 2006

chipping it

to never have any cash when you are outwith friends,to reach in your pockets and only pull out lint,to spend your paychecks three weeks in advance,just to be a sorry bastard.

after higgens pays all of his DUI fees he will be chipping it.(no wheels,no action bahahahahaha!!!!!!!)

by yetti April 2, 2003