Ass Sass "She slowly bent over exposing her ass, perked it up while biting her bottom lip and moaned sexually"
by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007
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(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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1. Verb. - The act of entering a female companion from the anus and proceeding to drill her, whilst saying softly "Sas..." then when she turns to question it the male responds with a oblivious questioning attitude. As the anal adventures proceed the male proceeds to slowly build up volume proceeding as such, "sass...Sa sasS... SA SASS...." and at the point of climax screaming into her head, not her ear, you scream so that it resonates throughout the whole head "SASS IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!" it quite equivocally blows her fucking mind beyond anything previously fathomed resulting in a mix of ecstatic ecstasy and confusion.
2. Adverb. The trademark of the Sassafrass, a loud and annoying creature also known as the Latin "Minimus Bitchius", who’s most common prey, the va-jay-jay or "Betweenius Legius", is known to elude him quite often do to his loud and obnoxious nature.
2. Adverb. The trademark of the Sassafrass, a loud and annoying creature also known as the Latin "Minimus Bitchius", who’s most common prey, the va-jay-jay or "Betweenius Legius", is known to elude him quite often do to his loud and obnoxious nature.
1. man to a woman he's anally engaging, "Sass-In-Your-Ass!!!!!!" woman to man, "What the hell was that?" man to woman, "Great, alright im done night."
2. Sassafrass to a va-jay-jay to which its attracted, "Sass-In-Your-Ass!!!!!" va-jay-jay to counterpart, "Who the hell is that?", counterpart "I don’t know but he looks dangerous, like a rapist", va-jay-jay, "we should go". And the Betweenius Legius eludes the Sassafrass once more.
2. Sassafrass to a va-jay-jay to which its attracted, "Sass-In-Your-Ass!!!!!" va-jay-jay to counterpart, "Who the hell is that?", counterpart "I don’t know but he looks dangerous, like a rapist", va-jay-jay, "we should go". And the Betweenius Legius eludes the Sassafrass once more.
by Sassafrass, Minimus Bitchius December 19, 2008
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An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019
Get the Throat Like A Cat's Ass mug.Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.
America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019
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"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"
*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."
"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"
*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."
by ticklesquad May 2, 2019
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