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character ass-sass-ination 

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!

Sass-In-Your-Ass 

1. Verb. - The act of entering a female companion from the anus and proceeding to drill her, whilst saying softly "Sas..." then when she turns to question it the male responds with a oblivious questioning attitude. As the anal adventures proceed the male proceeds to slowly build up volume proceeding as such, "sass...Sa sasS... SA SASS...." and at the point of climax screaming into her head, not her ear, you scream so that it resonates throughout the whole head "SASS IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!" it quite equivocally blows her fucking mind beyond anything previously fathomed resulting in a mix of ecstatic ecstasy and confusion.
2. Adverb. The trademark of the Sassafrass, a loud and annoying creature also known as the Latin "Minimus Bitchius", who’s most common prey, the va-jay-jay or "Betweenius Legius", is known to elude him quite often do to his loud and obnoxious nature.
1. man to a woman he's anally engaging, "Sass-In-Your-Ass!!!!!!" woman to man, "What the hell was that?" man to woman, "Great, alright im done night."
2. Sassafrass to a va-jay-jay to which its attracted, "Sass-In-Your-Ass!!!!!" va-jay-jay to counterpart, "Who the hell is that?", counterpart "I don’t know but he looks dangerous, like a rapist", va-jay-jay, "we should go". And the Betweenius Legius eludes the Sassafrass once more.

ass-sassing 

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
ass-sassing by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Throat Like A Cat's Ass 

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.
Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

America's Ass 

Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.
America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:

“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
America's Ass by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019

America's Ass 

Steve Rogers' ass.

That's it. That's the definition.
"Cap, that suit did nothing for your ass."

"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"

*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."
America's Ass by ticklesquad May 2, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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