Ass-Person

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Most people speak in First-Person

"Joe, where are you going"

Joe: "I'm going to the store"

Assholes speak in the Third-Person:

"Biff, where are you going?"

Biff: "Biff's going to the store".

Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:

"Cletus, where are you going?"

Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"

Ass-Person by KangKang October 26, 2009

Words you can keep

Goofy ass person

A stupid ass person who is Goofy af💀the skull is very often used for a Goofy ass person

Look at this Goofy ahh person 💀
Goofy ass person

Goofy ass person by Mr.sv33/\/ June 18, 2022

grown ass person

Anyone out of high school,who shouldn't care about such things as prep or goth social classes.

the world would be much happier if everyone seventeen and older was agrown ass person.

grown ass person by Ashley snell April 3, 2005

Half ass person

Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort

He/she is a half ass person in the relationship

Half ass person by Hickorychip88 May 3, 2020

Goofy ass person

A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent

'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'

Goofy ass person by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022

Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch

Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

Bitch ass little person syndrome by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026