Ass kitty

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Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.

Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.

Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.

Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.

Joel: You can have her then.

Bob: Joel is smart.

Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.

Kye: Well said.

Ass kitty by Box Worm November 30, 2019

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Ass Kitten

The tuft of hair located in and around a man (or unfortunately sometimes a womans) ass hole. Often combed and/or pampered like a kitten.

In order to render a shock factor, Jay revealed his ass kitten to the crowd of girl scouts.

Ass Kitten by scrotumsuckler August 5, 2008

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ASSKITTY

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

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Asskitty

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.

Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.

Asskitty by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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