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Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.
Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.
by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011
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Ass Fever

1. Condiction following arousal in a female in which the ba-donka-donk becomes exceedingly warm.

syn. crotch heat
I gotta meat themometer fo' yo ass fever, biotch!
by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005
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Cat's ass fever

When someone gets off licking cat asshole
Bob: Where is Rick going with that cat?

Tim: He's got cat's ass fever

Bob: That sick bastard!
by Ajax0013 January 7, 2012
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Ass Crack Fever

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.
What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.
by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
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ass crack fever

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.
Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.
by ceav March 3, 2017
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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"
by dNguyen September 8, 2006
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