Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

Ass Chaff by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

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Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

Ass chafe by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017

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Chafa ass

Member of an enemy gang. From the word "chavala".

A la vierga lo chafa ass!

Chafa ass by Lil Lowk October 9, 2023

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asschaffiritis

Severe ass chaffing to the point of crying.

I have the worst case of asschaffiritis from this heat!!

asschaffiritis by Chrisboren270 August 18, 2017

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asschaff

the bits of toilet stuck in your ass after you wipe it! hehehe

you piece of asschaff

asschaff by Anonymous August 28, 2003

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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