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Ass April 

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse
Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!
Ass April by Undermen November 1, 2022
Words you can keep

All Ass April 

An Internet challenge. All sex you have in April has to be anal sex. No traditional masturbation, only ass. No blowjobs, just rimjobs.
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR ALL THIS BOOTY IN ALL ASS APRIL?

Smack ass (April 13 ) 

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass
Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

No Ass April 

No eating ass for the entirety of April ( if you do get it )
“Bro that’s girls ass was juicy , you should’ve ate some”

“I would but it’s no ass April “
No Ass April by Yung Elf May 19, 2018

Anal Ass April 

Anal Ass April (AAA) is a challenge starting on April in which men or women who participated in it must get fucked in the ass at least once everyday until the last day of April. Similar to DDD and JJJ, this challenge must be completed in quantity instead of suppressing it. Losing your virginity is not required.
Guy 1: Yo bro, you want your gf to participate in Anal Ass April?

Guy 2: Hell yeah dude, my gf is participating. I’m going to fuck her all night and give her some of that shit.
Anal Ass April by ForeverWojak March 31, 2021

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
Eat ass April by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

Kick Ass April 

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone
Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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