Doctor Phil

Our Lord and savior who solves all of the worlds problems

Doctor Phil: "Ur fat, ur stupid, why u here bitch."
Karen: "Why u bully me cunt"
Doctor Phil: "No u"
Audience: "clap clap clap clap clap"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

LMBO

Lmao but for Christians. Laugh My Butt Off.

Person 1: "U tripped lmbo"
Person 2: "Bro why. Its lmao"
Person 1: " no lmbo"
Person 2: "no lmao"

by MeminDemon October 30, 2019

And I oop

Sksksksksks

*drops hydro flask*
And I oop

by MeminDemon October 15, 2019

Lesbianism

When two girls can't find cock

Person 1: Boi lesbianism sucks
Person 2: *cry*

by MeminDemon November 04, 2019

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 08, 2019

Destroy dick December

If you have contact with a dick, show no mercy.

Person 1: Take it slow bae
Person 2: Hell no bitch it's destroy dick December

by MeminDemon November 08, 2019

Sexual September

Anything you do and/or say needs to be sexual

Nature: begins sexual September
The world: population goes up 50%

by MeminDemon November 08, 2019