Aspirare

Aspirare is one of the two gods that created our universe. He is the most powerful creature in all of the world. Aspirare is everywhere, he is everything, he is life.

Aspirare believer #1: hey did you hear about Aspirare's huge ass sitting on the town next to us?
Aspirare believer #2: no I didn't hear but I saw it all the way from my house's balcony!

by UntitledThePro November 8, 2022

naturally aspirated

a car that is not running a supercharger or turbo charger

fuckface1:yo is that car naturally aspirated?!?!?! its pretty fast.
me:yeh but thats why it keeps gettin fuckin smoked by my rb25det s13!!

by S13DR1FTK1NG September 19, 2006

aspirar

To Suck (Spanish) {maybe a dick,penis or any other suckable thing}

Aspirar un pinga. {Suck a dick}
Chipama la pinga.{Suck my dick}

by W.JohnsonSucksAss October 1, 2007

Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.

Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Aspirate

To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.

"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."

by Kailon the God September 5, 2025

Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010