aspiratage 

1. a surrealist method invented by Daniel C. Boyer in which marks are made in a carpet using a vacuum cleaner. 2. the results of this method.

He preferred to use the vacuum cleaner for aspiratage than for actually cleaning the room.

aspiratage by Daniel C. Boyer June 22, 2006

Aspirate 

To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.

"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."

Aspirate by Kailon the God September 5, 2025

Spontaneously Aspirate 

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

Spontaneously Aspirate by GinSeven February 4, 2010