Asowad 

BIG FAT DIK'ED

omg man that guy is so gay, obv asowad.

You can hear him coming because the earth shakes..

Asowad by jfgbzdjifgz May 6, 2009

el asomado 

name given in peru to the technique in which you place your erected pennis vertically against your pants to avoid the erection to be noticed. Usually used in classrooms or other social situations.

Chato: how was the power point presentation yesterday?

Tomas: i had to do "el asomado".....but i think Mauchi noticed it anyway.....

el asomado by shaolindelamor May 8, 2011

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

Asswad by Hazard October 23, 2003

asswad

a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.

asswad by Mr Lee December 23, 2006

asswad

Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.

asswad by blowhole138 December 3, 2007

Douchey Asswad 

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

Douchey Asswad by bigggslim March 16, 2011

asswaddle 

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

asswaddle by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018