DIK

Do I Know

Paul: ummm what is going on?
John: DIK

Paul: oh, I'll ask someone else.

by freechickenmaniac April 07, 2021

dik-dik

An antelope that lives in Africa. Pronounced "xylophone".

That dik-dik sure has a big dick!

by hossaim August 31, 2013

dik-dik

A dik-dik is a miniature pygmy antelope with a pointed snout, large eyes and a duiker-like head.

Most dik-diks are nocturnal, especially on clear moonlit nights. Serengeti dik-diks, for example, rest only five hours at night, then spend the remaining time browsing for food and then sleep for most of the daylight hours.

by Dino April 17, 2005

dik dik

The game "20 Questions'" definition of a penis.

Jerry: I played 20 Questions and tried to fool it by doing the word, penis. LMAO it guessed a dik dik!

Ann: The word penis disgusts me. In a situation where the male reproductive system is used, I would much rather use the word, dik dik.

by Emas Diez July 05, 2006

dik dik

the cutest animal ever! looks like a mini deer but 100 times cuter.
featured in Madagascar 2.

I want a dik dik for a pet.

by dikdiklover January 25, 2009

dik dik dik

A clusterfuck of dik diks

hey look theres some dik dik diks

by MYFUCKINGMESS December 22, 2020

dik-dik

A type of antelope that live dense forest habitats or open plains in Africa. Dik-diks weigh 10-12 pounds and can reach speeds of up to 26 miles an hour.

My gf loves to play with my dik-dik.

by ItsFallTime September 10, 2018