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Abowad is a verb and is typically a term used when someone just got sprayed on from a bottle of champagne. It can be a “surpriseabow” or just a plain and simple “abowad”. It’s also usual that the person who “abowar” someone often screams ”abowad” while simultaneously filming it to post it on snapchat story.

Present form: Abowar, past form: abowa, past participle form: abowad.
You just got abowad!!! *while spraying champange and filming someone*
Abowad by Valdiserepapi June 15, 2021
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omg man that guy is so gay, obv asowad.

You can hear him coming because the earth shakes..
Asowad by jfgbzdjifgz May 6, 2009
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A fun loving 😍 individual. Who has wonderful personality and nice character. He is also fun to be in a relationship with.
1. I wish he behaved like Abolade
2.
abolade by Hayden ford January 23, 2018
YOU ARE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHA! YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING WROTE AVOCADO WRONG! LOL
nikocado avocado: helo
person1: me liek abocado
nikocado avocado: lol autocorrect
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nikocado avocado: *dies*
abocado by nike kicks October 27, 2021

abobader 

the abobader is a rare desert monkey only found in small pockets of afganistan. one of the most interesting aspects of the abobader desert monkey is the factor it has no known anal sphincter, there for all body waste must be regurgitated.
A second interesting factor of the abobader desert monkey is the factor of the inability to reproduce as the male monkey has no genetalia. this leads for the reproductive cycle to be soley based on natural mistakes.
Hey Mike, Watch out for those abobader monkeys while your out camel racing!
abobader by That Phat Man May 16, 2006
Comparing human being with insensible animal
W) y3 abowa piiii
abowa by Vbhf May 28, 2021
An advocate, sometimes mistakenly referred to as a lawyer. Also sounds like avocado.
I really like my abogados to be organic.
abogado by The Diablogger October 22, 2015
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